Hm... How about I talk about my newest hobby?
Being a complete douchebag on Omegle.
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm from Pluto, but I'm a martian
You: Weird huh?
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Stranger: Hey 18 m uk here
You: f 17 jupiter
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Stranger: hi
You: Why hello there
Stranger: wats up
You: Well in literal terms I would answer the sky and/or ceiling
Stranger: lame
You: but figuratively, not much
You: yourself?
Stranger: nothin much either
You: Where are you from?
You: I live in candy mountain
Stranger: US, you?
Stranger: nice, with the unicorns
You: I can eat my walls. They're made of sugar
You: Fuck unicorns, I live with gumdrop people
You: Or I USED to
You: Kinda ate them
Stranger: unicorns are so much cooler then gumdrop people, u can ride them
Stranger: JACK ASS
You: STFU THEY WERE CHEWY AND SCRUMPTIOUS
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU EAT THE CUTE LITTLE PEOPLE, KEEP IT IN UR MOUTH
You: I DID
You: AND THEN I SWALLOWED THEM
You: AND THEN THEY CAME OUT OF MY BOWELS
Stranger: NOOOOO, YOU DESERVE TO BE TIED TO A POLE NAKED FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE
You: IN GUMDROP PEOPLE SCENTED FECES
Stranger: I WILL SHOVE UR FACE IN THOSE FECES
You: Mmm, tastes like sugar
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Stranger: Hi
You: What would you rather have
You: 1,000 pounds of gold
You: or 1,500 pounds of silver
Stranger: 1500 pounds of silver
You: I'd want neither
You: Instead, I'd turn my butt into a hovercraft
You: whoooooooooosh
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You: Hiiiii =)
Stranger: hi
You: How old are you?
You: I'm 22
Stranger: 20
Stranger: cool
You: gender?
Stranger: m
You: No way! Me too!
You: How is that even possible???
Stranger: what?
You: Yes.
You: We simply MUST be twins
You: that were split at birth
Stranger: what?
You: Exactly!
Stranger: thanks
You: You're welcome
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Stranger: hi
You: What is better
Stranger: asl?
You: chocolate or vanilla
You: Oh, my asl?
Stranger: chocolate :D
You: f 20 Sunshineland
You: you?
Stranger: queensland?
You: Also I don't like chocolate or vanilla
You: I like pickleberry
You: much tastier
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Greetings
You: I am King Mechlefing of Dorsleyville
You: and you are my new pet
You: say "arf"
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Stranger: hi
You: How many blueberries can you hold in your mouth at once?
Stranger: like 100
You: Without squishing them and drinking the juice
Stranger: like 100
You: you cheater
Stranger: i just have a big mouth
Stranger: if i really try i can get over 9000
You: can you fit a pineapple in it?
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You: FISH
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Who is your best friend?
You: Mine is the Great Deku Tree
You: we do shots together
Stranger: mines is ur mum
Stranger: lol
You: Wow that's an unusual name.
You: "ur mum"
You: Is it cantonese?
You: Actually it sounds more Egyptian
Stranger: no imeant your mum
You: Ohhh, "your mum"
You: Definitely an egyptian name
Stranger: yee meaning ur mother
You: I didn't know that name had so many different ways to spell it
You: It's like America's "Kaitlen"
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They see me trollin'
They hatin'
